Captain Cook takes over the Gay's Gaming Gulag to bemoan the fact that he can't win every game ever. Meanwhile, Quartermaster Stoakes displays a sick perversion for Predator, Cree explains how Lara Croft turned him gay, and we all learn something horrible about Chun-Li...
014 - WHAT WE WATCHED #3 - ANGRY BIRDS
Because he lost his Creative Corner, Quartermaster Stoakes steals the What We Watched segment on a week where barely anyone watched anything all along. Stoakes watches some English birds fighting in Ibiza, Cree struggles with the meaning of half-orc and Captain Cook continues to defiantly defend Batman Vs Superman
013 - CREATIVE CORNER #4 - THE CREE TAKEOVER
Like a fart in a wind tunnel landing on the ground with a loud thud, Cree takes over the Creative Corner to achieve the impossible and be even more boring and incomprehensible than Rob Stoakes. Will Quartermaster Stoakes ever manage to finish a sentence? Does Captain Cook like any film? What are those hundred men doing on their knees? The answers await in this week's Creative Corner!
Main theme - One Eyed Maestro by Kevin MacLeod
012 - WHAT WE WATCHED #2 - CAPTAIN AMERICAN CIVIL WAR
Battleship Potemkast erupts into a civil war of its own as there are divided opinions on Marvel's latest chapter in their cinematic story. Will Captain Cook ever get Quartermaster Foakes' name right? Who was in that mysterious ship that's pulled alongside the Battleship Potemkast? Why does Cree seem somehow disgustingly satisfied this morning? Find out, same Potemkast time, same Potemkast channel!
011 - CREATIVE CORNER #3 - THE LEGEND OF ZELDA AND THE SHIP OF INCONSEQUENTIALNESS
Quartermaster Stoakes finally goes full-blown egomaniac on the most racist episode of the Battleship Potemkast to date, holding the Nintendo office water cooler hostage until someone appreciates his idea for a Zelda game. Meanwhile, Cree reveals that he doesn't know the difference between China and Japan, and Russel Crowe joins Metallica.
010 - GAY'S GAMING GULAG #4 - OSAMA BEAN LADEN
Smooth jazz and gay sex abounds on the Battleship Potemkast, as the crew attempts to talk about guides and cheats in video games and instead discuss the universal appeal of Mr Bean, stealing jokes and hipsters and Isis joining forces to end of the world.
009 - WHAT WE WATCHED #1 - ROB AT WARS
On this, most certainly not the first episode of What We Watched, the Potemkast crew takes us on an emotional journey as Captain Cook makes a mess of himself during the viewing of Hush and The Boy, Quartermaster Stoakes almost witnesses a manslaughter at Robot Wars, and Cree makes good on his threats and attempts stand-up comedy.
008 - CREATIVE CORNER #2 - TEUTOBURG FOREST
On this episode of Creative Corner, Quartermaster Stoakes manages to come up with a halfway decent film with an absolutely awful name, Stowaway Cree shows that he is a hypocrite, and Captain Cook insults a German national hero and goths.
007 - GAY'S GAMING GULAG #3 - WHAT IS BEST IN GAMES?
Tensions rise on the Battleship Potemkast as Stowaway Cree steadfastly refuses to get with the times and buy a modern console, and Captain Cook and Quartermaster Stoakes argue over whether a game beloved by millions and repeatedly declared by multiple critics as the best game of all time is any good or not.
006 - CREW'S LOG #1 - KICKBOXING AND THE ADVENTURES OF CREE IN MANCHESTER
After finally returning alive and partially well, Stowaway Cree regales Captain Cook and Quartermaster Stoakes with the legality of acid, and the three discuss the joys of being punched in a room full of sweaty men.
005 - 17TH APRIL 2016
On this week's Battleship Potemkast, Captain Cook and Quartermaster Stoakes make up for a lack of homosexuality by talking about Nightcrawler and Wolverine, Martin Luther King Jr makes his first appearance, and we reach into the past for an old fable of desire, Germans and stolen boxers from the currently absent Cree.
004 - GAY'S GAMING GULAG #2 - ACHIEVEMENTS
On this episode of the Gay's Gaming Gulag, the crew visit the world of gay bars while Cree works out why his dad left him and Rob's position as Quartermaster is threatened.
003 - CREATIVE CORNER #1 - DISNEY DOES DARK
On the first (recorded) episode of the as of yet unnamed creative corner, the incredibly smart and devilishly handsome movie critic Rob Stoakes tries to pitch Captain Cook and Stowaway Cree the next Disney film, and Cook and Cree make invalid and stupid complaints.
Would you watch Rob's film? Do you think you can do better? Comment below with your thoughts and ideas for the next creative corner!
002 - GAY'S GAMING GULAG #1
On our maiden voyage, prepare to decide whether you prefer the Matrix or Minority Report as the Battleship Potemkast crew dive headfirst into the world of virtual reality, gay sex and stone age inventions.
Credits music - One Eyed Maestro by Kevin MacLeod
001 - BATMAN VS SUPERMAN REACTIONS
Finally making good on our threats, Captain Cook, Quartermaster Stoakes and Stowaway Cree burst onto the scene with a mini-episode telling you what your opinion of Batman vs Superman should be.
Title music: One Eyed Maestro by Kevin Macleod