005 - MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT (I SODOMY SWEAR I KNOW OF NO ANAL IMPEDIMENT)

Episode 5 which is the last of the year! Joe drinks some posh red and Andy drinks some cheap white. They watch C4's social experiment Married At First Sight (loosely) and talk about The Matrix, Butt Trees, Lies and Best Man Speeches (intensely).

Also kind of sponsored by Jonathan Hipkiss's new novel RISE OF THE GEEKS FOLLOWING AN ALIEN INVASION available on 28 November 2016 from Amazon and Barnes & Noble. See you in 2017 if we survive.

004 - BLADE THE TV SERIES (ALWAYS TRYING TO ICE SKATE UPHILL)

Part 4 of the trilogy. One man stands against the evil that hides in the night. One man fights against his natural urge to drink the blood of the living. One man manages to get away with making Oakley's, a leather trench-coat and tribal tattoos look cool. THAT MAN IS BLADE. Andy, Joe and special guest Fiona McGarvey drink the juice of the grape and embark on the Odyssey that is Blade: The TV Series.