013 - FIVE STAR HOTEL (JIVE STAR NOTEL)

Scene. Ext. Night Time. 
The Car Park of a Little Chef just outside of Milton Keynes.
The two lads enter from opposite ends of the car park.  Their eyes meet. The smaller of the two is carrying a briefcase. They walk towards each other, slowly yet also sensually. Each footstep is under scored with a heavy vapour-wave synth beat. They stop 4 ft short of each other. The funky 80's nostalgia beat continues. One of them speaks...

BONGO: HAVE YOU GOT THE STUFF?

(PAUSE)

BINGO: Oh, I've got the stuff.

BLACK OUT. Just next time for the concluding part of 'BINGO BONGO AND THEIR WACKY ADVENTURES IN CAR PARKS'. 

In this episode Joe and Andy carry on watching FIVE STAR HOTEL. They discuss running a Travelodge together, eat a bowl of seaseme seeds and sing an ol' Drudic dirge about pool drowning. They also drink some wine.

010 - GIRLBOSS PART 2 (STEALING CARPETS AND CALLING PEOPLE SLUTS)

WARNING! This episode is pretty darn edgy.  Some may say its #2edgy4me.  Its got so many edges we might as well call it a great-stellated dodecahedron. Yeah...THAT edgy. You know what? Screw the old hash tag, it sucks. How about #3edgy5me? Mmmm now thats a tasty hashtag.
We're goddam edgelords. In this episode we encounter Captain Bland, The Herniator and re-appearance from the King of Lies.  Andy, Joe and special guest Georgia Harris find time to watch GIRLBOSS on Netflix.

009 - GIRLBOSS PART 1 (NIK NAK ADDICTED DOGS)

 Andy, Joe and special guest Georgia Harris celebrate getting to a 100 likes on Facebook. Then they get proper sloshed. Suprisingly they also watch Girlboss on Netflix. Join them as they cry tears of Prosecco, get smashed on Curley Wurleys and break all kinds of precedents.  ALL OF THEM.