Back again with more audio goodness for you. Sorry that took so long… there’s this thing going around. Maybe you’ve heard of it.

Anyway, on this episode there is a whole lot less of Belasco than there used to be (stop cheering, dammit, that’s not what I meant)! Booze has jumped on the sea shanty bandwagon that has overtaken the youth of today. Turtleman needs advice on a new vehicle and Belasco sends out a tribute to the greatest Briton who ever lived – no, not Booze.

We’ve also got monkey news, soccer in Texas (wtf?) , and beard products from the perpetually bald.

Stick this one in your ears and break it off.