Featuring: Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman

Producer: Chuck Turtleman, Booze

Whaaaaaaaat’s up, my lovebirds?

In this special romance-themed episode, Chuck Turtleman goes on an internet date with an internet lady that he’s never met before, and records it all for your listening pleasure. Seemingly on some equipment that Edison threw out for sounding a bit rubbish.

Booze brings us the tale of a scantily-clad love meltdown in the crazy world of R&B, and we hear about two angels dispensing no-questions-asked guilt free love as we take to the sky for the News Round. One of the angels is very fond of Twister and other… toys.

We all love our Dads, right?* Well, one of our favourite Idiots of Facebook is back, and if you’re stuck thinking of a gift for Father’s Day, you’re in luck. Especially if your Dad likes virtual wine and wicker.

Speaking of Idiots, Frank reaches breaking point and calls the police because somebody photoshops a lampshade on his head.

All this, plus Jesus The Monkey, Beardo on a banjo (I know, I know it’s serious) and a chance to win your very own date with Chuck!

Stick it in your lover’s ear, my honkies.

*Except Joseph Fritzl’s kids. They probably don’t even get him a card.