Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman

Whaaaaaat’s up, my honkies? In this very special episode, the fellows from your computer/smart phone/ tablet-shaped information device/ fridge delve into the recent democratic disarray.

In this auditory extravaganza, you’ll be pleased to hear that Chuck Turtleman has finally solved the problem of the hiss emanating from his 19th-century podcasting set-up, by drowning it out with an even louder annoying buzz. As well as a great deal of background canine cacophony, and North Carolina’s loudest fish tank.

The gentlemen get discursive about tiresome podcast sound effects, the inflatable multi-octave R&B songstress, Mariah Carey (who almost married the owner of the tiny island of Australia), and Booze insults our brave Paralympians by confusing them with our brave Specialympians. Or Exceptiolympians, or whatever we’re supposed to call them now.

All that, Pants News, Idiots of Twitter, and lots of amazing alliteration (and awesome assonance), in this very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast. So stick it in your ear-holes, you lazy asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk,* and leave us a rating and review on iTunes.

P.s., Beardo may have had a few daytime beverages throughout the course of this recording, and, as a result, he’s even more passionate than ever (particularly towards the end of this episode).

*Beardo wrote something very rude here, but Booze edited it out. He’s a professional.