Welcome to the Idiots of Facebook podcast! In episode ten, we listen to the daughter of legendary actor Marlon Brando’s thoughts on the Oscars, catch up with Frank and Leah Shameless, and learn that one of the Idiots we have read for has passed away! Lucky for us, this idiot’s friends didn’t and we do touching readings of their eulogies of the departed Facebook friend they never met in real life. Don’t worry, we put the sad Hulk music behind it so you’ll know when to be sad. Oh yeah, that’s not all! Next, we meet Angelo! He used to sing in the Puerto Rican boy band Menudeo. Now he’s all grown up, and his popularity has gone nowhere but up. Oh wait, that was supposed to be just “nowhere.” Don’t worry though, he’s making a comeback by starting a Youtube channel where he records himself acting all sexy and singing over karaoke tracks! He only has about a dozen fans so far, but boy are they stupid. So we do dramatic readings of their messages to Angelo for your listening pleasure. So pop in some fake blue contacts, put on your most ripped-up tank top, and stick us in your ears!
EPISODE NINE
Hi and Hello! On episode 9 of the Idiots of Facebook podcast, we are going to continue to watch the saga of the 50 year old Italian children who think they are gangsters and the Facebook war they’ve waged. Only this time, people who may or may not be listeners have made a fake Frank account. Or ten. We call them, Cheeky Franks of the Week! And the best part about these cheeky Franks is, these people who aren’t fond of Frank think Frank is behind them… “as some kind of disguise.” After that, we get to meet an all new idiot of Facebook, Leah Shameless! We call her that because her name is Leah, and her last name rhymes with Shameless. Well, almost rhymes. Leah loves to post selfies that include cleavage, and her Facebook friends love them almost as much as she does. Almost. All this, Fake Frank as Fake Carl, a terminated pregnancy, and so much more. So call an ambulance, grab your best selfie stick, and put us in your earholes.