Welcome to the Idiots of Facebook podcast! In episode ten, we listen to the daughter of legendary actor Marlon Brando’s thoughts on the Oscars, catch up with Frank and Leah Shameless, and learn that one of the Idiots we have read for has passed away! Lucky for us, this idiot’s friends didn’t and we do touching readings of their eulogies of the departed Facebook friend they never met in real life. Don’t worry, we put the sad Hulk music behind it so you’ll know when to be sad. Oh yeah, that’s not all! Next, we meet Angelo! He used to sing in the Puerto Rican boy band Menudeo. Now he’s all grown up, and his popularity has gone nowhere but up. Oh wait, that was supposed to be just “nowhere.” Don’t worry though, he’s making a comeback by starting a Youtube channel where he records himself acting all sexy and singing over karaoke tracks! He only has about a dozen fans so far, but boy are they stupid. So we do dramatic readings of their messages to Angelo for your listening pleasure. So pop in some fake blue contacts, put on your most ripped-up tank top, and stick us in your ears!
EPISODE ONE
Featuring: Chuck Turtleman, Booze, Belasco
Welcome to the first episode of Idiots of Facebook! This podcast was formerly a segment of the Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast, but we have decided to drop it from the show and make IoF its own thing. Therefore, these first few episodes are 'best of' type shows to get everyone caught up with the characters we follow.
In this inaugural episode, we are introduced to a lady we call Duct Tape Lisa. Lisa is a mother of six, believes acting great Marlon Brando is her illegitimate father, and her Facebook timeline is nothing short of a national treasure. Listen as we do dramatic readings from it, and are introduced to all the people who come into her life and do her wrong. Without giving away spoilers, this episode involves excessive drinking, police use of force, a smashed bedroom door, a shattered pelvis, and credit card fraud. And it's all shared on her public Facebook timeline! So listen, subscribe, and if you like it, please tell a friend. And if you don't like it, just tell someone you don't care much for.