Andrew and Johnny discuss Kong: Skull Island for way too long before focussing on the movie where John Rambo helps fight Charlie Wilson's War, and a man is tortured by being lifted up and down and up and down again. Thrilling.
026 - RAMBO FIRST BLOOD - PART 2
Just like the serious ending of First Blood, the second chapter in Rambo Month sees Stallone all sad and serious and EXPLODING A PERSON WITH AN ARROW!
025 - RAMBO FIRST BLOOD
Johnny and Andrew return with Rambo Month, 5 weeks of Sylvester Stalllone impressions and many killings. Except in First Blood, where Brian Dennehy wants to stop Rambo walking over a bridge.
BONUS - OSCAR SPECIAL 2017
It's the most glamorous night in Hollywood and Johnny & Andrew invite you to experience all the pre-show/post-show talk from the 89th Academy Awards in podcast form. Will La La Land sweep? Will Moonlight get a handjibber of a night? Will Warren Beatty admit that Rules DO Apply? Yes.
PREVIEW - MARCH SEASON
Johnny is away so Andrew reveals why we're not on this February, and with a very special guest he announces March's special movie month.
024 - MAGNOLIA
A 3 hour epic. But not for this podcast, where we tighten everything down to Scientology, frogs and interconnected Philip Seymour Hoffmans. Hoffmen? Hoff-folk.
023 - UNTITLED - ALMOST FAMOUS
Johnny is seeking the life of cool within Cameron Crowe's extended comic drama, and Andrew actively tries to remind us all that we'll never, ever be cool. And that's ok.
022 - SYNECDOCHE NEW YORK
January settles in to a natural state of weird with Charlie Kaufman's directorial debut. Listen as Johnny's head slowly melts and Andrew explains a whole tonne of the insanity within the masterful drama.
021 - JOHNNY'S MYSTERY FILM #1
Johnny gets to choose a film this time, and Andrew doesn't know anything about it. Will he want to know anything when the credits finally finish? Find out!
BONUS - COLLATERAL BEAUTY
As the year ends, Johnny and Andrew step in for an emergency in-cinema episode where they watch Will Smith be haunted by Helen Mirren as Death, and bad scripts as his career runs around in dwindling circles, with new film Collateral Beauty. Yay?
020 - 2016: A LOOK BACK
Well, it's finally over, but Andrew and Johnny celebrate the end of the worst year of all time by talking about the films of the show so far.
019 - CANNIBAL! THE MUSICAL
Singing, violence, South Park. It's the Christmas episode and we're as vulgar and odd as anything. Merry holiday days!
018 - GREENBERG
Noah Baumbach wants people to just do nothing for a while, so we podcast that experience.
017 - SPIRITED AWAY
Hi, ow, Miyazaki! We discuss Shrek's adult adventures and how to pronounce Studio Ghibli, Johnny's never seen Spirited Away. Until now. He learns a lesson or two.
016 - A NEW YORK WINTER'S TALE
Andrew and Johnny turn to the cold heart of winter on the start of advent, and the story of 1900s thief, model ship sailor, horse dog rider and somehow 2014 Hugo Cabret enthusiast Peter Lake and his floppy hair in this masterpiece.
015 - CRANKSGIVING PART 2: CRANK HIGH VOLTAGE
Cranksgiving comes to a boil when the turkey comes home to roost, and by that I mean Jason Statham's shoving guns where the sun don't shine. Let's be thankful for badass cockney geezers.
014 - CRANK - CRANKSGIVING PART 1
Happy Cranksgiving, the most important holiday in any angry London action movie star's calendar. To celebrate, we're watching the first in the best franchise never finished. Next week? Yup, the sequel.
013 - COMMANDO
It IS a mall movie. There's a mall scene in it. It counts. Johnny watches it for the first time. Finally. A perfect way to distract us all from the realities of politics.
012 - MALLRATS
Mall Movies are November's bread and/or butter, and Mallrats is the ultimate mall movie. Because it is set in a mall. And has mall in the title. Facts.
011 - EVIL DEAD 2
Shocktober comes to an end with Sam Raimi's comic-horror, as examined by fan Andrew and naysayer Johnny. Whoever wins, you lose.
