EPISODE NINETEEN

Hi and hello, this is Chuck Turtleman bringing you another episode of Idiot of Facebook. On this episode, Friend Zone Frank starts a new Facebook group room where he gives relationship advice! And who could be better to get relationship advice from than a 50 year old divorcee who can't get a date? The group is called Your (and that's spelled your) On The Air With Frankie. Which reminded us of something, so we play clips from that too. So sit back in your Rascal, microwave the holiday chicken patties, stick us in your earholes, and soak up the insightful relationship ideas only Frankie can give*.

*Frank's relationship advice is for entertainment purposes only. SFJ and IoFB are not responsible for any break ups, divorces, mental breakdowns, massive weight gain, or other health problems caused by heeding it.

EPISODE EIGHTEEN

In Episode 18 of the Idiots of Facebook podcast, we take a peek at our old friend Friend Zone Frank, who apparently, in an oxy-induced haze, made a rather inappropriate comment to one of his lady friends on FB.  We then find out that he’s sent “a little something for the ladies” via photo to some of his friends and followers!  Next, time to sound the new idiot alarm, because we travel from Boston to North Carolina to meet an all new idiot!  Her name is Kimly Chaos, and her hobbies include blockin’ haters, taking care of her kids, and getting engaged.  But not necessarily in that order.  So stick us in your ears!

EPISODE SEVENTEEN

Hi and hello, this is Chuck Turtleman bringing you episode 17 of the Idiots of Facebook podcast!  On tonight’s show, we look at Christmas posts from our favorite idiots, including Frank’s tree and what he wants for Christmas.  No spoilers or anything, but it’s a girlfriend again.  He also informs us that he wants to win the lottery, though when asked, admits he doesn’t buy tickets.  But don’t worry, he has a plan.  We next dive into the mind of Krystal Keith, and see what he’s up to and how many bicycles he’s had stolen since we last checked in.  All this, two original songs, and much more.  So stick us in your earholes.

EPISODE FOURTEEN

Hi folks, it’s Chuck Turtleman, your diligent and uncommonly attractive host.  Tonight we’re bringing you a very special episode of Idiots of Facebook!  In this show, we will cover the Holy Trinity of low IQ social media posters -Frank, Lisa, and Krystal Keith!  Much like the mass of these three, the bulk of the show’s focus is mostly on Frank, though.  We learn that Frank is unhappy with the supreme court ruling that gays can marry and he doesn’t want to live in a gay world, ok!  He also shares his feelings on those who block people on Facebook, lets us know that he really wants a lady, and finally gives us all a big scare!  Frank is considering closing his flower store on Facebook where he posts a beautiful flower photo every day (or at least a couple of times a week) for his bellas.  But don’t worry, Frank rigs the election so the Frankie’s Flower Shop and Old Times is still in business -just don’t expect the flowers to have names.  All this, a boatload of casual racism and homophobia and so much more… so stick it in your ears!

EPISODE TWO

Featuring Chuck Turtleman, Belasco, Booze.

Welcome to episode 2 of the Idiots of Facebook podcast. There’s a new star in heaven tonight. A new angel treading the boards on God’s eternal stage. Join us as we mourn the loss of an acting great. A legend of stage and screen. Then use a comedy loophole that allows us to spend 15 minutes effectively laughing at the death of an old lady*. But, with death also comes rebirth. Just like in Star Track 3. Join us as we celebrate the continuation of a famous Hollywood acting dynasty.

It’s the Circle of Life. Hakuna Matata!

*Also features a hot new board game, and the cast of SFJ performing gangsta rap.

EPISODE ONE

Featuring: Chuck Turtleman, Booze, Belasco

Welcome to the first episode of Idiots of Facebook! This podcast was formerly a segment of the Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast, but we have decided to drop it from the show and make IoF its own thing. Therefore, these first few episodes are 'best of' type shows to get everyone caught up with the characters we follow.

In this inaugural episode, we are introduced to a lady we call Duct Tape Lisa. Lisa is a mother of six, believes acting great Marlon Brando is her illegitimate father, and her Facebook timeline is nothing short of a national treasure. Listen as we do dramatic readings from it, and are introduced to all the people who come into her life and do her wrong. Without giving away spoilers, this episode involves excessive drinking, police use of force, a smashed bedroom door, a shattered pelvis, and credit card fraud. And it's all shared on her public Facebook timeline! So listen, subscribe, and if you like it, please tell a friend. And if you don't like it, just tell someone you don't care much for.