On episode 16 of the Idiots of Facebook podcast, we hear bits from episodes 108, 109, and 110. We learn that Friend Zone Frank is mourning a recent loss in his family, and how he deals with grief (posting it on Facebook). We also get to hear him chatting up some ladies, and see exactly why he got the nickname that he has. Lisa BEEP-do is preparing for Halloween, and we cover her new sexy costume, as well as look into some of her posts from Halloween past. But that’s not all! We then move back to Frank, and see that he’s been in the hospital with stomach pains. Lucky for us, Frank posts all about it from his hospital bed so we don’t miss any chances to show him sympathy. All this, a clever closing song, and much more -so stick us in your earholes!
EPISODE FIFTEEN
Hi and hello, podcast pals; it's another episode of Idiots of Facebook for your earholes. In today's show, we look at our favourite idiot Lisa BEEP-do, and everybody's husky pal, Friendzone Frank! Lisa's unable to attend her daughter's wedding, and has a retirement party from her job that no one knows what was. But we suspect it was selling virtual gift baskets for real money. (Spoiler, the posts of the retirement party gave no hint whatsoever, except that she didn't seem to have coworkers) Frank is sad this week because he doesn't have a girlfriend, so someone out there in Internet land makes some cheeky Franks to cheer him up! All this, a tease of likely future idiots, and much more. So stick us in the usual place.
EPISODE FOURTEEN
Hi folks, it’s Chuck Turtleman, your diligent and uncommonly attractive host. Tonight we’re bringing you a very special episode of Idiots of Facebook! In this show, we will cover the Holy Trinity of low IQ social media posters -Frank, Lisa, and Krystal Keith! Much like the mass of these three, the bulk of the show’s focus is mostly on Frank, though. We learn that Frank is unhappy with the supreme court ruling that gays can marry and he doesn’t want to live in a gay world, ok! He also shares his feelings on those who block people on Facebook, lets us know that he really wants a lady, and finally gives us all a big scare! Frank is considering closing his flower store on Facebook where he posts a beautiful flower photo every day (or at least a couple of times a week) for his bellas. But don’t worry, Frank rigs the election so the Frankie’s Flower Shop and Old Times is still in business -just don’t expect the flowers to have names. All this, a boatload of casual racism and homophobia and so much more… so stick it in your ears!
EPISODE THIRTEEN
What’s up my honkies! In this episode of Idiots of Facebook. We look at Lisa Beep-do’s new idea for a business, and it’s not just virtual gift baskets for your dead loved ones. Then, we go into Friend Zone Frank and take a deeper look at the mystery of why he can’t find love, even in a large metropolitan city. Then we move on to a serious issue. It seems one of our listeners is unhappy about our coverage of the Cheeky Franks of the Week, suggesting maybe we are being irresponsible journalists by covering these. Kind of like making anti heroes out of school shooters, only with fake Facebook accounts making fun of a fat bloke. We ponder these issues deeply, until Frank posts next. Then we bring you a whole slew of… Cheeky Franks of the Week! Put it in your earholes.
EPISODE ELEVEN
Hi and hello! This week we have an even more special than usual episode of Idiots of Facebook! In episode 11, we not only get updates on Lisa (Beep)do and Frank, but we meet an all new idiot! We call him Krystal Keith. This part time motel maintenance man and full time lover is a very upfront gentleman. We discuss rustic woodworking, crystal methamphetamine, and the best way to display your penis for a dick pick (It’s either on a bicycle seat or stuck in a bag of weed, we can’t decide) All this, a side of Little Caesar’s and a dash of Fangelos, so put us in your ears!
EPISODE SEVEN
In this even more international than usual episode of the Idiots of Facebook podcast, we have two very special guests! You see, two listeners, Beardo Bearington and Gravy (along with a legion of catfish accounts), got to be good internet friends with Friend Zone Frank and found out all about his life. Listen as they join us from the lands down under to tell us all about their interactions with this fascinating man. Also, we catch up with everyone’s favorite idiot, Lisa B(BEEEEEP)do, discuss her “drama saga,” and one of us gets almost too drunk to podcast. So stick it in your earholes, and enjoy!
EPISODE FIVE
Welcome to episode 5 of the Idiots of Facebook podcast! Have you ever heard of the American Business Guild? Well, you're about to learn all about it! They evidently give out rewards for achievements a year in the future (for only 99 dollars). We learn how to make a very popular Halloween bat out of household items, how to overcome more tragedy than anyone ever has, and how to stay sober for 40 days in only one week! Also, we get to meet Lisa's new/old beau, who is a dead ringer for Kenny Powers (off of the Eastbound and Down program), who shows us how to win the heart of a celebrity. And kick down their bedroom door in a fit of drunken rage. So run a nice bath, bring candles and a plate of bbq chicken, and stick us in your earholes.
EPISODE THREE
Episode 3 of the Idiots of Facebook is a podcast of two acts. We start off with a familiar deluded subject, and from her timeline, become introduced to a brand new Idiot!
The first act begins with a look at our friend Lisa and her unusual way of finding out about weather all over the country - much to the chagrin of an old lady in a bonnet. But then she is off of social media for a few days. Oh, what could we do for material?
Lucky for us, we ran across someone on her timeline who is one of the most special idiots we'e ever encountered. He's a morbidly obese, unemployed pensioner, and simultaneously a high ranking member of the mafia, and VERY direct with the ladies. So put us in your earholes, you'll enjoy this one for hours!
EPISODE ONE
Featuring: Chuck Turtleman, Booze, Belasco
Welcome to the first episode of Idiots of Facebook! This podcast was formerly a segment of the Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast, but we have decided to drop it from the show and make IoF its own thing. Therefore, these first few episodes are 'best of' type shows to get everyone caught up with the characters we follow.
In this inaugural episode, we are introduced to a lady we call Duct Tape Lisa. Lisa is a mother of six, believes acting great Marlon Brando is her illegitimate father, and her Facebook timeline is nothing short of a national treasure. Listen as we do dramatic readings from it, and are introduced to all the people who come into her life and do her wrong. Without giving away spoilers, this episode involves excessive drinking, police use of force, a smashed bedroom door, a shattered pelvis, and credit card fraud. And it's all shared on her public Facebook timeline! So listen, subscribe, and if you like it, please tell a friend. And if you don't like it, just tell someone you don't care much for.