This week Dave and Joe discover what Chris Waddle was doing in a sausage factory, find out seagulls have jizz, and learn that the Premier League is under siege from the Avians.
014 - DOES JESUS OWN ANY GULLS?
This week Joe and Dave would like to confirm that Charlie Dimmock is not "the chunky Groundforce guy”, and discuss possible cast members for ‘Fearless’ (the Jamie Vardy movie) and provide undeniable proof that footballers may well be intelligent.
013 - SESSEGNON GETS IT ON HIS LEFT HAND FOOT
This week Dave and Joe provide evidence that proves footballers may well be stupid, discuss the tidal flows from the north coast of Scotland to the western coast of Norway, and reveal that you will not find dogs operating MRI machines.
012 - LUCAS HAS TO WORK HARD TO THE END OF THE SEASON
This week we stand corrected by one of our listeners on beard watch, discuss how some beer can be literally shit, and get into the mind of ex hat-trick hero Robbie Earnshaw.