This week Joe, Dave and no.1 fan Dan discuss why Canadians hate Santa Claus but believe in aliens, Jonny Evans is on the phone to chat football (mainly) and… Alan Pardew with some warped anal.
040 - LEAM? LEAM.
The night is red, the day is blue, do you need a 1, or do you need a 2? Round The Back is 40, and still very naughty, Joe is very tall, Dave is a bit of a shorty. (5’8" - average.)
039 - KEVIN AND HIS DOJO
This week Dave and Joe discuss the plausibility of a genius Russian Martian boy, and discover that Gattuso was the shit to Pirlo’s Nutella. Also, The Dildo Brothers return with Slaven’s sack.
038 - ASAMOAH GYAN IS IN THE AIR TONIGHT
This week Dave and Joe discover that this fine country is being invaded by foreign ladybirds riddled with sexual diseases, goalkeepers do need to wee, and if you lacerate your penis you/it will require stitches.