This week Dave and Joe host special guests Jonny Evans of Leicester City and Mat Jones of Epsom College 5's. They discuss: pony fetish showjumping, projectile hotdog haematomas, and a sexy Russian burger scandal.
067 - VIBE KNICKERS
This week is a World Cup special!! Dave and Joe discuss how not to use an aubergine to heal constipation and Usain Bolt is actually a bit shit (at football). Meanwhile Joe would love Alan Shearer (the pundit) on his head, and Dave will fact you up.
066 - POO-STICKS
This week Dave is back and Joe is human. We learn that terrible farts on a plane will cause a brawl, people who are demonised are not, and drinking Red Bull is worse than being a racist. www.justgiving.com/fundraising/neil-wadsworth3
065 - DAVID BATTY OF HASTINGS
This week No. 1 Fan Dan joins Joe while Dave is away in quarantine (in Menorca). We discussed: salacious sex starved species south of the equator, Puma owns Bolt, and we ask: can you lose your car in a car park in Chelthenham? Yes. (Also, Ramos is sued for €1bn).
064 - PARK JI-SUNG TAN LOTION
This week Dave and Joe tackle the deep philosophical reasons behind strangers pooing outside your garage, should there be a height limit for swingers, and: are water pistols the answer to the horrific global pandemic of seagulls stealing chips/fries? Find out in this weeks episode.
063 - YOHAN CABAY'VE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK
This week Dave and Joe are joined by Marathon-Man Gav! They discuss Richard temporarily dying and looking up at his mothers clam, tattooing Kevin on your arm has its consequences, and FINALLY Phil Neville gets one up on his bother Gary.
062 - I'LL HAVE AN OG-BURGER AND A GUARDI-COLA PLEASE
This week Dave and Joe discuss the noisy and smelly Pagan rituals of Bearheart, how you can live on a diet of just Big Macs, and Gennaro Gattuso used to eat live molluscs and analids (as did Sean Dyche). Also, Jonny Evans!
061 - DRAGON KNOBS
This week Joe and Dave subvert their normal format (golly gosh). They learn: monkeys do not have copyright infringement rights, there is a wall at the edge of the flat earth, or are their 'bums oot the windae'?
060 - IT'S ONLY FOOTBALL
This week Dave and Joe find out that Badgers hate Scottish castles, university should make you cry and fajita crime doesn't pay. Also, we discuss the upcoming BonerFest 2018.
059 - SHAKESPEAREAN FOREPLAY
This week Dave and Joe ask: can painkillers make you gay? Can one exercise expertise in exorcism? And is Dusan Tadic an anus addict? Find out in this weeks episode.
058 - A FLEXIBLE KEY
This week Joe and Dave gain insight upon the parting of ways between Alan Pardew and West Bromwich Albion, discover that God may use Baba's penis to move a car, and Gigi Buffon loves crisps.
057 - CRIMINAL MISCHIEF
This week Dave and Joe are joined by Henry the Keyboard Warrior, and together they thusly discuss: the sinister story of the sausage suitcase stormed by savage salivating seagulls, fake news that will make you clammy, and post football porn academy.
056 - PLANET BEANUS
This week Dave and Joe discuss Mike the Chicken and 'Mad Mike' the non-scientist, Greek guns and drugs in football, and Dave makes a bold/ridiculous prediction for the World Cup in Russia.
055 - PULIS ACADEMY
This week Joe and Dave are joined by No.1 Fan Dan to discuss things like: how to prove you are alive, what is the rudest number plate you can’t buy, and does the UFO convention have a janitor? Also Joe quizzes over us.
054 - MEOW-LUDO DISCO GAMMA MEOW-MEOW
This week Joe and Dave discuss the validity of a self declared cyborg, where not to find penises in Iceland, and we ask: do seagulls have long memories and hold vendettas.
041 - ANDY GRAY - RANDY GAY
This week Joe, Dave and no.1 fan Dan discuss why Canadians hate Santa Claus but believe in aliens, Jonny Evans is on the phone to chat football (mainly) and… Alan Pardew with some warped anal.
040 - LEAM? LEAM.
The night is red, the day is blue, do you need a 1, or do you need a 2? Round The Back is 40, and still very naughty, Joe is very tall, Dave is a bit of a shorty. (5’8" - average.)
039 - KEVIN AND HIS DOJO
This week Dave and Joe discuss the plausibility of a genius Russian Martian boy, and discover that Gattuso was the shit to Pirlo’s Nutella. Also, The Dildo Brothers return with Slaven’s sack.
038 - ASAMOAH GYAN IS IN THE AIR TONIGHT
This week Dave and Joe discover that this fine country is being invaded by foreign ladybirds riddled with sexual diseases, goalkeepers do need to wee, and if you lacerate your penis you/it will require stitches.
037 - GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND SMELL THE PISS
Hawaiian Spam trifles, urinating at fans will get you banned, edible Eddie Howe and sexy Sean Dyche, and our soon to be award winning sitcom ‘Sullivan and Gold: The Dildo Brothers’.