On this long-awaited episode, the guys catch us up on what all has happened since the last recording. Which was in 2017 and we apologize for that. But lots has been going on. Booze has moved from the city of London, England to the slow-paced country life of Camburenshire, Chuck has experienced loss, and Dickie has taken up swimming with the elderly. We stick with our theme of change as we take the News Copter up to have a look at what the guy who used to play Barney the dinosaur is up to now, and find out whatever became of a fellow who sold bouncy castles in England. All this, a true crime Pants News segment, 6 months worth of Take a Break magazines and more, so stick us in your earholes!
132 - DON'T PLAY ON THAT RACIST STATUE, ZEBULON!
Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat’s up, my honkies?
In this very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast, we ask why people seem to hate statues all of a sudden, why nobody seems to be able to create a convincing trouser out of bronze, and why our old pal Dickie spends so much time hanging around antique fair toilets.
Then you can join in our fun new quiz… Harry Potter or Harry Notter! If you’re an adult, you won’t know whether these characters are actually from Harry Potter or if Booze made them up. Because Harry Potter is for children. Even if they tried putting a photo of a steam train on the cover instead of a cartoon wizard to make it seem less embarrassing for anyone over the age of 9 to be caught reading. But it’s fun to guess!
All this, plus trouser action as a pair catches fire in a court of law, the worlds of Hip-Hop and old Korean Chinaladies colliding, and the usual, in your face, unapologetic #feminism. And if you can’t handle it, well, that’s your problem, buster!
So retreat to your safe space and stick us in your ear. But please make sure you keep us at a sensible volume.
130 - THE PIE IS A LIE!
Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat’s up, my honkies?
In this very special edition of the Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast, we try to answer the questions that everybody is asking in these turbulent times.
Who would win a fight out of deceased rhyming lawyer Johnny Cochran and extremely old cooking lady Mary Berry from the Great British Cake Bake programme? (What’s up, Mary?)
Is leaving half an onion by the side of your bed a more effective cure for a gallbladder infection than writing to a doctor lady in a monthly magazine?
What were the names of Chuck’s Grandad’s two monkeys again?
Who the hell is Dudie Spangler?
Also, our old friend Dickie joins us LIVE on the podcast! He’s watched the Taken TV show, and tells us all about it, at great great length, so you don’t have to bother.
Plus… Beardo soils himself, we objectify the heck out of some sexy firemen & then we somehow manage to link Brexit to monkeys & do a song about it.
So hang your hat on an expensive bent stick, pour yourself a delicious cup of bone juice & stick us in your ear. No, not that one. The other one.