134 - GUESS WHO'S BACK?

Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Belasco

(It’s Belasco. Belasco’s Back!)

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat’s up, my honkies?

In this actually legitimately very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast, we welcome back our old friend, colleague and host, Belasco. That’s right… we got the band back together!

As befits the occasion, this is a feature length episode, aided in it’s longevity by Belasco’s explanation of where the hell he’s been all this time. Not to mention an ill conceived & poorly moderated quiz about the Korean music scene which did go on a bit.

We find out what Belasco thought of Star The Last Jedi Wars, who would win a fight out of a massive crocodile and a tiny Yorkshire terrier, and just which SFJ cast member is the freakiest in the sheets. I wonder if you can guess.

We also pay tribute to a sweet, sweet handsome lady who featured in a News Round a while back, who sadly passed away recently. Well, about a year ago, but we didn’t notice. Rest in peace.

All this, plus Burt Reynolds, some very impressive dog whispering, and a mysterious incident involving a young Chuck Turtleman, a bath, and Cornelius out of Planet of the Apes’s trousers.

So stick it in your ear, dummy!

132 - DON'T PLAY ON THAT RACIST STATUE, ZEBULON!

Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat’s up, my honkies?

In this very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast, we ask why people seem to hate statues all of a sudden, why nobody seems to be able to create a convincing trouser out of bronze, and why our old pal Dickie spends so much time hanging around antique fair toilets.

Then you can join in our fun new quiz… Harry Potter or Harry Notter! If you’re an adult, you won’t know whether these characters are actually from Harry Potter or if Booze made them up. Because Harry Potter is for children. Even if they tried putting a photo of a steam train on the cover instead of a cartoon wizard to make it seem less embarrassing for anyone over the age of 9 to be caught reading. But it’s fun to guess!

All this, plus trouser action as a pair catches fire in a court of law, the worlds of Hip-Hop and old Korean Chinaladies colliding, and the usual, in your face, unapologetic #feminism. And if you can’t handle it, well, that’s your problem, buster!

So retreat to your safe space and stick us in your ear. But please make sure you keep us at a sensible volume.

131 - QUIZ SHARKS

Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat’s up, my honkies? SFJ is back!

On the long-awaited episode 131, Booze finally gets his Internet back off of Richard Branston and celebrates with an all new game show quiz about Films & Horses!

It might be the most confusing quiz ever created & certainly isn’t helped by the constant undermining of the umpire.  But you can be the judge. Because we could definitely do with one to keep track of what the hell is going on.

Not to be outdone, Professor Chuck Turtleman has a new quiz of his own.  Which may or may not be about guns and animals again. (It is).

Also, we have a new guest this week -Dickie Southdown!  He teaches us how to do an incredibly accurate Michael Caine (or Gene Wilder) impression. Try it at home. It’s fun! 

All this, plus Take a Break, an action packed, goose-filled News Round and we watch all four Jaws movies!

Just when you thought it was safe to stick us back in your ear holes.