132 - DON'T PLAY ON THAT RACIST STATUE, ZEBULON!

Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat’s up, my honkies?

In this very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast, we ask why people seem to hate statues all of a sudden, why nobody seems to be able to create a convincing trouser out of bronze, and why our old pal Dickie spends so much time hanging around antique fair toilets.

Then you can join in our fun new quiz… Harry Potter or Harry Notter! If you’re an adult, you won’t know whether these characters are actually from Harry Potter or if Booze made them up. Because Harry Potter is for children. Even if they tried putting a photo of a steam train on the cover instead of a cartoon wizard to make it seem less embarrassing for anyone over the age of 9 to be caught reading. But it’s fun to guess!

All this, plus trouser action as a pair catches fire in a court of law, the worlds of Hip-Hop and old Korean Chinaladies colliding, and the usual, in your face, unapologetic #feminism. And if you can’t handle it, well, that’s your problem, buster!

So retreat to your safe space and stick us in your ear. But please make sure you keep us at a sensible volume.

127 - CHRISTMAS EVE CHINESE!

Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman

Whaaaaaaat’s Up, my ho ho honkies? In this very special Christmas and New Year Special, we find a slightly refreshed Chuck Turtleman in the middle of celebrating some BIG NEWS. Let’s just say that sleigh bells aren’t the only bells that feature on this podcast!

We put our feminist (Christmas) hats on to review the Bumper festive issues of some ladies periodicals and look at the yuletide video from R&B songstress Rita Ora, who is even more scantily clad than usual. And so empowered her top has fallen off.

Chuck takes up his reindeer-powered, holly-bedecked news copter, the boys pay their traditional musical tribute to Friendzone Frank with an old fashioned singalong to a Christmas classic (in which Turtleman inexplicably turns into a pirate), and we ask the big Xmas question… Is it ever okay to glue bees to the Baby Jesus?

All that, Dickie’s Christmas poem, Xmas Pants News, a Sprout Update, and a couple of numbers from YouTube sensation and Malcolm Gladwell disprover Stefano (“Stefano!”) in this all singing, all dancing, all hissing Christmas special!

It’s the most wonderful time of the ear. So stick us in yours!