This week Joe and Dave discuss the validity of a self declared cyborg, where not to find penises in Iceland, and we ask: do seagulls have long memories and hold vendettas.
050 - THE HALF CENTURTY/OUR 50TH CAP
Special 50th Episode! This week Dave and Joe are joined by some friends of the show, who discover that Iceland loves penises and puffins, and Mad Mike is still quite mad. Also no.1 fan Dan quizzes all over us.
038 - ASAMOAH GYAN IS IN THE AIR TONIGHT
This week Dave and Joe discover that this fine country is being invaded by foreign ladybirds riddled with sexual diseases, goalkeepers do need to wee, and if you lacerate your penis you/it will require stitches.
018 - ROGER MOORE'S EYEBROWS
This week Dave and Joe discuss the possibility of tattooing a replacement penis, discover that Roger Moore would happily tackle eight pussies (or even nine) and … John Terry. Yep.
008 - STEVEN SEAGULL
This week Dave and Joe discuss Gavin Peacock’s christian Twitter rants, that Nemanja Vidic is 607 and ask the question: is Pinas the same as Penis?