This week we welcome number 1 fan Dan who gives a well organised quiz (or something), Joe reveals an amazing fact about Alan Smith (not that one), and this last sentence contains no brackets. (Or nuts). This is nuts (oh, it does).
010 - THE TENTH EPISODE (IN A ROW)
This week Joe recants a story about vomit and Sunday supplements, Dave shows off his Rain Man-esque knowledge of shirt numbers and then discuss football rules that don’t apply.
009 - THE RETURN OF JONNY EVANS?
This week Dave and Joe try to work out if an Avocado is a vegetable, discover that impersonating Gael Kakuta could end in incarceration and we find out that Gareth Macauley is Johnny Evans’ errand boy… but why?
008 - STEVEN SEAGULL
This week Dave and Joe discuss Gavin Peacock’s christian Twitter rants, that Nemanja Vidic is 607 and ask the question: is Pinas the same as Penis?
007 - JESUS CHRIST FOOTBALL STAR
This week Dave and Joe discuss Gianluca Vialli’s mysterious foot, the mysterious second coming of the son of (a) God, and the fairytale of Gander Green Lane and the mysterious Pie Man.
006 - BARRY AND BILL NEVILLE
This episode includes ACTUAL facts, how Dave met two Barry’s in one day, identical twin footballers, and we ask: are men who work in garages just dirty big perverts?
005 - MARTIN TYLER'S GIRLFRIEND / DAUGHTER
This week Joe wears a sexy Christmas jumper which you can’t see, we look back at the year and discuss Leicester City winning the league (spoiler alert!) and Joe questions Dave’s knowledge of the speed of light.
004 - THE DION DUBLIN ONE
This week we learn that Jonny Evans is a savvy financial advisor in his spare time, protection from seagull attacks is not funded by UK taxpayers and talk about Dion Dublin’s new musical invention.
003 - NOT THE DION DUBLIN ONE
This week we discuss what is sinister about having a number two, why Gareth Southgate would be a terrible supply teacher and discover that vegans will NOT eat money (or candles).
002 - THAT'S NOT A SEAGULL!!
This week we look at the reaction to England’s mannequins, why Robert Pires never became a long jumper and find out why people in Wigan aren’t needy.
001 - WHY GIVE A TIMEPIECE TO A GOAT?
Dave and Joe discuss the Goat-man’s contribution to science, Arjan De Zeeuw’s mysterious new career and Harry Redknapp performs a dramatic reading from his new autobiography.