This week Joe and Dave discuss the appropriateness of Chinese funeral stripers, dildo dog toys, and Armenian Eddy's time travel. Plus, porno Pennant, Costa Rica, and wizards.
050 - THE HALF CENTURTY/OUR 50TH CAP
Special 50th Episode! This week Dave and Joe are joined by some friends of the show, who discover that Iceland loves penises and puffins, and Mad Mike is still quite mad. Also no.1 fan Dan quizzes all over us.
049 - THE COLONELS WEAKNESS
This week Dave and Joe discuss how to get banned from every farm in the country, Russian locusts are trying to cause a global scandal and if you ever find yourself perhaps imprisoned in Peru, avoid the chilli sauce. Oh, and it's a transfer special.
048 - STAINED HEN RECTUM
Are camels beautiful? Is there a roof ajar on Mars? Is Boris Johnson related to a syphilitic mummified corpse? All this and more discussed in this episode.
047 - RUMP BALLET
This week Dave and Joe discuss the merits of being married to a ghost, how to prevent human fouling, and finally discover how Sean Dyche got his beautiful gravelly voice.
046 - SEAN DYCHE AND HIS LITTLE BROTHER STEVE
This week Dave and Joe discuss Rubber Jonny and his latex business, if you smear shit on an airplane it may be diverted to Alaska... also Usain Bolt may sign for Man Utd via Borussia Dortmund. Sure.
045 - SUGARTITS LTD
This week Severe Joe and his audience do Michael Owen, Peadar posts present to Preston's prize raffle, p.s. all enquiries to Sugartits Ltd please post to Bell End off Turkey Cock Lane.
044 - RODNEY (CLUFF) YOU PLONKER
This is the last episode of 2017, featuring: bastard of the year, Harry Kane of the year, not in my day of the year, World Cup of the year (2018), conspiracy of the year... podcast of the year?
043 - JASON PUNCHEON THE BEANO VILLAIN
Merry Christmas! This week we learn that Chris Packham is the authority on gull culls (the culling of gulls) and dinosaurs. Also, Jesus might not be who we thought he was (allegedly). Also featuring Father Krokus Christmas and Zanka Claus.
042 - BREXIT WHAT? NAH, AUBERGINES.
This week, Dave and Joe discuss 'Teenage Poo-Gate Ginger Squirtles', woman cheats on chandelier with ... another chandelier, and who is Colin Wanker?
041 - ANDY GRAY - RANDY GAY
This week Joe, Dave and no.1 fan Dan discuss why Canadians hate Santa Claus but believe in aliens, Jonny Evans is on the phone to chat football (mainly) and… Alan Pardew with some warped anal.
040 - LEAM? LEAM.
The night is red, the day is blue, do you need a 1, or do you need a 2? Round The Back is 40, and still very naughty, Joe is very tall, Dave is a bit of a shorty. (5’8" - average.)
039 - KEVIN AND HIS DOJO
This week Dave and Joe discuss the plausibility of a genius Russian Martian boy, and discover that Gattuso was the shit to Pirlo’s Nutella. Also, The Dildo Brothers return with Slaven’s sack.
038 - ASAMOAH GYAN IS IN THE AIR TONIGHT
This week Dave and Joe discover that this fine country is being invaded by foreign ladybirds riddled with sexual diseases, goalkeepers do need to wee, and if you lacerate your penis you/it will require stitches.
037 - GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND SMELL THE PISS
Hawaiian Spam trifles, urinating at fans will get you banned, edible Eddie Howe and sexy Sean Dyche, and our soon to be award winning sitcom ‘Sullivan and Gold: The Dildo Brothers’.
036 - HE'S GOT A DOVER SOLE DOWN HIS THROAT!
Polar Bears murdering Walrusses, commentators quitting, Jesus Christ! Fabio Rochemback’s blockbuster long-shot, Tim Cahill’s aviation celebration, Morrissey, and the BBC. Also: David, Paul, Steve, John, Andy, Mark, Chris, Kevin, Michael, Lee.
035 - GORDON STRACHAN THE GINGER SHETLAND PONY
This week No.1 Fan Dan is back with a quiz (but he only had a sandwich for dinner), we bring a "detailed" report from the World Cup qualifiers which includes a phone call from Jonny Evans, and Alex Cockslave Chambermaid.
034 - COCK-A-DOBBY
This week Dave continues his obsession with sex robots, Joe discusses surprisingly stupid signs of silly streets, and they try to work out how many red cards it takes for a football match to become ‘officially’ mental.
033 - MAAAAAAARK FISH
This week Dave and Joe discuss fizzy milk and sex robots (not together!), a couple of examples of how modern football is rubbish and learn that Clint ‘Deuce’ Dempsey is a terrible rapper. Also, the Dildo Brothers return!
032 - EAR-RENT
This week Dave and Joe discuss nutty Russians and nazi slippers, a Hollywood premier league round up, and a very quick re-cap of the Milk/Coca-Cola/Worthington Cup.