What does a Bee sound like when ejaculating? What do Crisp Bag Collectors keep in their bags to fill them out and how will Paul cope with being told he has to pay Eli 50p per cum gag? The answer to all three is terrible and you'll soon find why in this week's economy comedy podcast. In a packed pod, the cheap chaps dive into some Polish wafer snacks of varying quality and finally take on the infamous Walker's Max KFC Flavoured Crisps! Will Eli deem them worthy? We also squeeze in a Paul's Page Turners segment, but soon wish they hadn't bothered. It's one thing to be raunchy, but when Paul & Eli read through a book called More Rugby Songs, even they are shocked by its contents! Warning: the pod may be starting up a cult too. So bear that in mind!
218 - BEANS!
It's was meant to be a podcast about beans. Could Eli possibly taste the difference between the classic Heinz Baked Beans and some cheap off brand alternatives? It should have been simple, but there is a shocking twist and a terrible reveal this week that could cause major problems for CheapShow later on down the line! In amongst the narrative carnage, the cheap chaps find time to roll out a pretty typical Tales from the Shop Floor and pack in a Gannon's Golden Games. It's... It's not one of his best, but if you want to hear Eli try to impersonate 6 different 80s UK Light Entertainers, then are you in for a treat!
Be Afraid, be VERY afraid!
217 - BUREAU DE SLODGE
Warning. This is not a drill. Brace yourself and prepare accordingly for a brand new NOEL WATCH segment. Yet again, Paul and Eli dive head first into another trough of juicy, hairy Noel Edmonds “goodness”. Donated to the PO Box this week was the second of the three Funny Phone Call albums that Noel made... But this time, is any of it any good and is Paul finally going soft on Mr. Edmonds? You'll find out the hard way this week on the podcast. However, don't worry if you can't deal with Noel, for there is also a much needed Tales from the Shop Floor segment. However, despite the mind boggling nature of the story, it instead inspires Paul & Eli to create a new, very sticky, business idea. Oh dear.
216 - STORAGE PHWOARS
It's all the hot, thrilling action of a big money, high stakes auction this week on the pod... squeezed down into a board game! Paul's got another Gannon's Golden Games and this one is based on the hit A&E TV Series Storage Wars. It's non-stop, thrill-a-minute bidding fury where the risks are huge and the rewards are even... hugher. And if you have ever listened to the pod before, you'll know that's a load of old nonsense. As usual, it's petty fighting, slurs, accusations and an unclear winner. Typical! It's not all fun and games though, some of this episode is about the NOODLES and Eli takes us to his secret 2nd noodle kitchen location where he finally gets to make the egg block noodle! Cheap and cheerful, that's us!