232 - URINEVISION 2021

232 - Urinevision 2021
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It's CheapShow biggest show to date and it's packed with amazing/frightening music, littered with celebrity judges and full of disastrous calamities. Yes, it's Urinevision 2021, the best and only international podcast song contest in the world… As far as we know, we haven't checked.

In this epic 3 hour adventure, you'll hear 13 weird and wonderful songs, sent in to Cheapshow by our global audience. We received over 70 entries and whittled them down to these final 13 tracks. Before we hand over to the judges for the all important votes, Paul and Eli take you to the Country Urban Noodle Test Lab Kitchen for a Europop flavoured noodle pimping! There is also a brand new song from last year's winner, Chris Weatherill which is sure to please. Finally, the judges. We have found some of the best funny people in an attempt to grade the tracks. We have Nick Helm, Ria Lina, Ashley Storrie, John Rutledge (Eggsy, GLC), Brian Wecht, Ethan Lawrence, Imran Yusuf, Sooz Kempner, Stuart Ashen, Tom Mayhew, Gareth Berliner & Paul Putner. We are spoilt for talent. Those poor idiots. Joined by Mr Biffo (Paul Rose) and fair-weather co-host Ash Frith, the night spirals into catastrophe with arguments, allergic reactions and possibly death. Typical.

On with the show!

Featuring the tracks:

Your Man of the Jungle by Devastating Macho Charisma

Watching Shit Old Daytime TV by Electric Chair Orchestra

Towards Perfection by Gordon Brown

Don't Get Mad by Jake Posner

Irish Jimmy's Jig by Jonathan Foster

Nostalgia's Gonna Get You by Leigh Spence

Piss Crystals by LJ Goody

I Just Had A Poo by Star Night Light

The Old Man Cometh by Josh Triska

Come Round Here by The Spoff Rockets

Beware, The Witch Mouth of Keith's Anus by Tom Chapman Experience

Down At The Spoff & Pickle by Ukulele Jon

Feel My Heart by V Nessy

And watch the whole DAMN thing on YouTube (in 3 parts!)

The Songs: https://youtu.be/dHaM2nN5_lQ

The Interval: https://youtu.be/-q_daAc5QXA

The Voting: https://youtu.be/0DyHxXHMlgM

231 - WHAT KIND OF EUROPOP IS THIS?

231 - What Kind Of Europop Is This?
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Urinevision is on the way! As Paul & Eli dot the i's and cross the t's, they decide to take some time to chill before the big show and chill. In this more "relaxed fit" episode, the Cheap Chaps take in some of the slightly more offbeat sides to the Disco craze of the 1970s. Over the next hour, prepare for some Europop goodness with some Eurovision madness. There is also time to take a look at some of Eurovision's weirder moments, reflecting on those times you've sat back and thought "what were they thinking?". Urinevision is going to be a BIG show, so why not have a nice small one beforehand?

230 - EDIT POINT

230 - Edit Point
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It's a white hot blast of thick, hard nostalgia this week when Paul & Eli receive a PO Box delivery that is overflowing with joyous tat! This week, there's a rather colourful edition of Silverman's Platter that pitches an 80s edgy kids comic book flexidisc against the warm, familiar sounds of vintage pirate radio jingles! Elsewhere in the pod, a retro Price of Shite packs in all shades of pop culture oddities, from Garbage Pail Kids slime, He-Man storybooks and Ghostbusters 2 Topps trading cards to the absolutely brazen marketing strategies of The Care Bears. It's all very shocking. In other news, Paul tries to define the word "grumble" and Eli starts making lists. Absolutely pointless lists. All Paul can do is retaliate in kind!

229 - THE (NOT VERY) POOH PICNIC

229 - The (Not Very) Pooh Picnic
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As Eeyore once said “They’re funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you’re having them.” We think this best sums up this week's "epic" crossover episode with Mr Biffo's Digitiser. What begins as a gentle stroll through 100 Aker Wood, ends in poo play talk, retro gaming, arguments and a picnic jammed with weird and wonderful treats. Oh, and some gross stuff too! Join Paul, Eli, Mr Biffo and Sanya as they investigate the corners of Winnie The Pooh's neck of the woods... and try no to have sex with Eli's childhood teddy bear along the way!