006 - EGGSY'S TRICK OR TREAT

June 22, 2015

Special Guests: Eggsy (from Goldie Lookin Chain)and Ash Frith.

It's time again for CheapShow to wander blindly into the world of the supernatural and pray they escape with their lives with a horror special!

This week, the boys overuse the spooky sound effects and ghostly music to bring you a show jam-packed with Halloween Goodness...

HOWL in despair as Paul rolls off more of his purifying puns!

SCREAM as Eli tells a tale of vampire seductresses!

GROAN with anguish with Ash Frith's tall tales of terror.

SHRIEK as our special guest, Eggsy (from that Welsh rap band you like) has to referee the world's whitest rap battle about Les Dennis.

GASP with surprise as The Hadron Gospel Hour podcast interrupts the show to save all the universes!

WHISPER in fear as Eli creates his own monster using Paul's face and £5 of horror make up.

WAIL with fear as Eli gets possessed by the spirit of another long dead 80's comedian.

CRY for your sins as all the lads chow down on a disgusting selection of "Trick R Treat" candy.

And SQUEAL until you pass out as Eli's Top 3 Horror Movies discussion comes to another verbally violent conclusion!

So turn out the lights, draw a candle close and pray that listening to our Halloween special is the only thing keeping you alive for one more night...

005 - ROB DEB SUCKS SOUR CANDIES

June 22, 2015

Episode Five with Special Guest, Rob Deb.

In this month's money saving episode...

Paul sprays energy drink out of his nose.

Eli complains about idiot requests as a DJ.

Ash delivers a long list of moronic money saving tips.

Rob Deb vies for Old Comedian of the Year.

The Price of Shite game may contain peppers.

...And the chaps all decide to see who can suck the most sour candy of them all!

It's another joyous, anarchic podcast celebrating the very best of the very worst!

004 - STUART ASHENS EATS SPONCH

June 22, 2015

With Special Guest: Ashens!

It was destined to be. CheapShow vs. Ashens!

In our fabulous 4th episode, Paul and Eli put their guest through the following trails...

Paul decides to update board games to make them edgier.

Eli tells a tall tale about his sudden interest in Marine biology... and time travel.

Ashen is put through yet another bloody awful interview, tackling such topics as darkest thoughts, taxidermy ducks and dirty old hot dogs.

Paul plays a game with Eli and Ashens that involves the world's deadliest toys.

Find out what E.T's finger and a Dora the Explorer Aqua Pet have in common.

Ashens and Paul find out a bit too much about Eli's hatred of the song "Old MacDonald Has A Farm".

Ashens turns the tables and forces Eli and Paul to taste his own choice of terrible Candy.

Eli brings "Sponch" into the world.

Find out who is "A Poet of The Stupid".

And finally bear witness to another of Eli's apocalyptic Top 3 discussions. This week, we tackle TOP 3 TOYS!

...and find out why, as a child, Paul's fingers smelled like they have been stuck up his bum...

003 - BEC HILL GETS BEANBOOZLED

June 22, 2015

CheapShow Episode 3 is another instalment of the bargain basement podcast that celebrates the very best of the worst.

In this episode...

Eli calls Paul a down on his luck IT salesman and Paul calls Eli an inside out Danny DeVito.

Eli thinks he has the ultimate solution for all these leaked nude pictures.

Paul and Ash Frith give us dire warnings about our own phone misadventures.

The boys answer the age old question, "What is worse - Incessant uncontrollable orgasms, or over sized testicles?"

Very special guest Bec Hill gets put through the wringer thanks to a very peculiar set of inappropriate questions from Eli.

Eli picks probably one of the very worst singles ever for his vinyl selection and one that ends quickly... but not quickly enough.

The boys introduce a new segment called the Price of Shite - which is like a charity shop version of Antiques Roadshow... but that quickly goes off the rails and eventually leads to Ash and Bed creating - mid show - their own spin off show where the hosts are lovely and nice to each other! Can you imagine that?!

Eli has a brief Pop Up Pirate makeover.

Eli and Paul are charged with creating an advert for Camden Town, which doesn't go well and leads to a hilarious and yet shocking confession from Bec!

The highlight of the show is the "Jelly Belly BeanBoozled Challenge" where Paul, Eli and the rest of the packed Camden crowd take on a jelly bean eating competition where no one knows what nice or nasty flavour they are putting in their mouths... but quickly learn to regret it. However it's Eli who takes the brunt of the misery.

Finally, Eli throws his weight around on the topic of Fizzy Drinks. He may be wrong, but he doesn't really care!

Dare you listen? Should you listen? We'd like you to listen! So listen!

002 - ELI AND PAUL EAT BABY FOOD

June 22, 2015

It's CheapShow Episode 2, celebrating the best of the worst...

...Performed in front of a PACKED house at The Camden Head Pub, London, Paul Gannon and Eli Silverman inflict their own brand of improvised economy comedy in their (loosely) Easter themed episode!

In this week's mighty episode...

Paul tries to marry the world of classic horror and classic literature together for profitable gain, explains how his young life was ruined by looking like the Milky Bar Kid, tries to explain different types of penis to the audience, pretends to be Daddy at feeding time, attempts to bring peace and calm to the world with his new relaxation tape and discovers that no one cares about his nuts...

Meanwhile...

Eli gives more blunt opinions on the week's news, wants to spank women and drink vodka for Easter, gets pissed off with Gingerbread, tells us one too many stories about his vomiting adventures, gets fed like a big hair baby, admits to sucking off tramps, has a piss poor Tales from the Dance Floor story to tell and considers his opinions on nuts the authoritative in the world.

It's just another uncategorisable comedy show!

Warning: This show contains strong language.

001 - BRIAN WECHT LOWERS HIS STANDARDS

June 12, 2015

The Cheap Show is HERE!

A show that mixes stand up, chat show and game show and celebrates the very best of the very worst... The UK's economy comedy podcast.

...Paul asks the mega mind of guest Brian Wecht (@bwecht) possibly the most stupid question ever.

Ash forces the team to stuff their mouths full of cream crackers and make a mess.

Brian discovers the joy of the Stylophone.

Paul performs a magic trick in this week's "Price of Shite" game.

Ash has his Paul Daniels anecdote sensibly censored!

Cheap Eats is an American Food "special".

Who will win? Timmy Mallet and Dusty Bin in a pop music face off?

Eli forces his pickled sausage down your throat...

...and Virgil Howe, from Little Barrie, eats what Paul won't.

...And see if you can listen to the moment we go from Stereo FM to MONO AM... (Sorry)