It's the Podcast Event of the Year! It's the first (possibly) CheapShow Choice Awards 2019, as voted for by the CheapShow audience. So this is all your fault! Join Paul and Eli at the "Spoff & Pickle Pub" for an awards show with a difference. It's crap. The guests are angry and trapped in the toilets, the booked entertainment is horrific, the hosts are incompetent and the categories are contentious. If you thought this show was going to be "star-studded" and "glittering" you are quite, quite wrong!
Strap in for a night JUST like the Oscars.... Long, boring, self indulgent and soul crushing.
With special guest appearance from Stuart Ashen, Paul Rose (Mr Biffo), Ash Frith and a cast of familiar, repulsive characters!
The CheapShow Awards 2019
MASSIVE UNDYING THANKS to Rhianan MacDonald (skyegirl1998) for putting this all together and spending WAY too many hours listening, reviewing and collating the award result.
WARM THROBBING THANKS to Tony (@Vorratonn) for the amazing podcast logos and awesome episode art
@Ashens @AshFrith @MrBiffo
123 - EPISODE 46: DARK TOWER
In this week's episode Paul and Eli discover <FZZZZT> Incoming Transmission <ERROR> ...Our last ever episode will <ALT DIM 2569> It's another episode of the economy comedy podcast! <ERROR> This week, Gannon and Biffo once again look at a strange book called <EDIT> which will get you clenching! <FZZZT> ..and in another Gannon's Golden Games, we investigate "Dark Tower" and ponder, "Is this the best Charity Shop Find ever on CheapShow?" <DARK TOWER> ...As well geriatric erotica, hiding amongst wax works and how your anus can help you be happy! <RETURN TO ALT DIM 001 PRIME>
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With special thanks to Rich Wentworth and The Hadron Gospel Hour Podcast
http://www.hadrongospelhour.com/
122 - THE BALLAD OF ROY JAY
"Gather round children, for we have something to say
About a strange 80s comedian by the name of Roy Jay.
He released an odd album, with music galore
So why is its content an almighty bore?"
RIGHT, enough rhyming! What else is in the podcast this week?
Well, in an interesting turn of events, Paul and Eli are swapping segments. Eli grabs some random candy for "Silverman's Spoff Shop" and Paul snags some weird vinyl for "Gannon's Gramophone" which takes us on a journey of 80s Double Acts, Saturday Morning TV, disgraced Stand Up comics, rancid sweeties, Madam Lady Plop's Sex Work and a mug that pours out snot.... and yes, another sodding Sauce Report. Happy?? You better be!
121 - NOODLE PIMPING 101
It's time to get your pimp on! Your Noodle Pimp on (whatever that means)! This week, Paul takes another magical trip to Eli's "Country Urban Noodle Testlab (Kitchen)" to get a lesson in how to spice up a regular, boring old instant noodle. The results may surprise you. Elsewhere in the world's best economy comedy podcast, there is a full fat edition of "The Price of Shite" that bounces from kitchenware, 70s nostalgia and classic BBC Radio 4 comedy. This is also the episode where Eli thinks podcast content is just saying the names of pop stars he recognises and where Just A Minute becomes an impromptu round of "Don't Get Mad"!