211 - WHO GETS THE LAST WORD?

December 30, 2020

For best results, please listen to this at 2300 on 31/12 of your chosen year. Ideally 2020.

Surprise! It's a podcast. Early. We thought you may want to listen to it at 11pm your time. You know, to count in the New Year? Can't imagine what it would be like to share the last hour of 2020 with Eli and Paul? Well now you can. Kind of. The Cheap Chaps say "F*** Off to 2020" with their final episode of the year. And yes. They may have been drinking. It won't become a thing! Promise.

Happy New Year from CheapShow x

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Scare!!

210 - THE CHARITY SHOP OF CHILLS

December 24, 2020

It's that time of year again to wrap up warm, hide yourself from the elements, grab some mulled wine and listen to a few spooky, wintry stories. This year, CheapShow presents 3 tales of terror to chill your spoff, each one more macabre than the last! When Paul & Eli investigate an unusual new charity shop, they are greeted by an undead creature of the night with a shop full of evil curios. He presents the cheap chaps with three items, each with a terrible tale of horror and pain... but is the last shock reserved for Paul & Eli? Who will escape the Christmas evil that is slowly enveloping them all?

The Yeti & The Music Box: When a struggling rap artist is sent an interesting music box, his newfound success comes with a cost!

Crunchy Centre: A small Victorian orphan boy decides to blow his hard earned pennies at a sweet shop with a hideous secret.

Jailhouse Shock: What would you do to evade the electric chair? For one despicable convict, making a deal involves reading the small print.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Scare!!

209 - THE 2ND ANNUAL OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY

December 18, 2020

Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays! It's been an odd, difficult year and to celebrate getting through 2020, it's time for Paul & Eli to have their 2nd (OK, not completely annual) Office Christmas Party! After Eli ruined the first office party, Paul has taken it upon himself to arrange the venue himself. However, this super stylish, modern high tech home could be more trouble than its worth... Especially considering the home’s owner and the company Paul used to hire the venue! Apart from that, it's eat, drink and be merry as the Cheap Chaps dive into a Xmas Party on a budget. They tackle novelty snacks, cheap retro; alcoholic classics and all sorts of other Christmas food. Also, gifts! What did Paul & Eli get each other for Christmas, sourced from the finest charity shops in London? You can find out just HOW disappointing they are. As the drinks flow and the booze takes it evil toll, just how loud, vulgar and explosive will this episode be? Find out in a packed episode!

HO HO HO!

(Episode contains more bad language than usual. Be Warned!)

208 - THE MILKY ELEMENT

December 11, 2020

Paul's got the horn! Again. At least this week it's literal! Recorded at our secret 3rd location, CheapShow dives into two big old chunky segments. In Off Brand/Brand Off, Eli's reputation is on the line as he takes on a Kinder chocolate challenge. Will he taste the difference between a range of Kinder bars and their cheaper Aldi alternative? Paul presents another Gannon's Golden Games this week that features a board game a little bit more modern than most. Can Detective Silverman solve a murder? He'll need to scan the crime scene for evidence, talk to experts, interrogate suspects... and try not to get his penis sucked by Paul's vulgar cast of characters. That's CheapShow this week, then!

207 - THE ARBITERS OF FILTH

December 4, 2020

Eli's been a very naughty boy, and Paul is going to have to make him face his behavior straight on. It does not go well. Obviously. Meanwhile on the economy comedy podcast, we dive back into the Inbox to pull out a few listener correspondence, one of which is very very mucky indeed, so consider yourself warned! The big event this week is in the rarely recurring "Paul's Page Turners" segment. This week, we are reading from "How to Hold A Crocodile" which is packed with useful (and useless) information. Put it one way, things are about to get very, very silly...