011 - LIVE @ LIVERPOOL COMEDY FESTIVAL

011 - Live @ Liverpool Comedy Festival
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Special Guest: Gav Cross from Funny Lookin' Podcast

Against Liverpool's concerns, Paul & Eli travel up to the home of The Beatles and "Calm Down, Calm Down" to deliver another liver edition of the show as part of the Liverpool Comedy Festival!

They are joined by the host of Funny Lookin Pod for an evening of bargain basement treasures and bargain basement gags!

Witness Eli behold the greatest ashtray ever known to man!

Gav is asked to choose between a back full of cocks or a vagina in the head.

Paul discovers a good way to save money is to invest in a "Family Cloth" for the toilet.

The boys go off on a sex toy tangent...

...and Paul then has to explain what a Dominator is to his mother, who is in the audience... and likes to get involved!

And we all learn far too much as a result!

To celebrate International Podcast Day, CheapShow releases its very latest live show.

010 - CHRIS MAYO & THE BACK DOOR MAMA

010 - Chris Mayo & The Back Door Momma
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Special Guest: Chris Mayo

In our 10th episode...

Ash Frith finds the most profitable item in all of pop culture history... The Manimal Annual, he also gives a very convincing financial argument for inviting prostitutes to your big Wedding day!

Eli denies he found ALL his charity shop treasure from the same drunken Hippy, he painfully attempts to try and audition from a play about mental health and finds the world's scariest snowglobe.

Paul falls in love with a mug shaped like a chocolate bar, adds a few more "Gannonisms" to the pile and makes everyone attempt the "Ketchup Challenge" with nothing but a bag of cold fries!

Our special guest, comedian and actor, Chris Mayo has to put up with all of it... He deserves a medal!

So listen, enjoy, download, subscribe to "CheapShow".

009 - SCRAPBOOK OF CRAP (BUMPER EDITION)

009 - Scrapbook of Crap (Bumper Edition)
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With Guests Tom Parry, Nathaniel Metcalfe & Abigoliah Schamaun.

Another studio edition of CheapShow... With a twist!

Paul and Eli delve into the charity shops, Poundlands and Bric-A-Brac stores to deliver another podcast full of top tips and lo brow humour.

In this episode, Paul and Eli try out a couple of knock-off Nutella chocolate spreads, discuss the Do's and Don'ts of shopping in Charity Shops, discover how Eli made a girl cry over a Martini and find out what 80s icons Paul would be willing to work with!

We also delve into the CheapShow vaults to find some awesome "never before heard" clips from the live show with some very special guest comedians.

Nathaniel Metcalfe brings along a game that takes us from Planet of the Apes to the Beatles.

Abigoliah Schamaun plays our charity shop based game "The Price of Shite".

And Tom Parry endures the world's worst interview!

So listen, enjoy, download, subscribe to "CheapShow".

008 - WET HOT LATITUDE SUMMER (FESTIVE SPECIAL)

008 - Wet Hot Latitude Summer (Festival Special)
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The Boys Return to Latitude!

In episode 8 of CheapShow, Eli and Paul reminisce about their recent adventure at Latitude Festival and play clips from their time there with the hope to remember just what exactly happened.

They argue over who forgot to bring the right props, the quality of food served at the festivals, the price of said food, the incredible heat, climbing trees when drunk, losing mobile phones, being inches away from dangling penises, the state of festival toilets, carefully constructing sentences, the marvels of technology, wi-fi hostspots and much much less...

It bears mentioning that NOT ONCE do they talk about the cultural aspects of one of the UK's greatest music and arts festivals. It was THAT kind of festival.

Paul and Eli would like to thank the following people for helping make their Latitude Festival experience so (barely) memorable: Mark Allen, Gavin Osbourne, Sarah Bennetto, The Story Beast, Richard Sandling, Matt Highton, Starbomb and Latitude Festival itself!

So listen, enjoy, download, subscribe to "CheapShow".

007 - JUSTIN PANKS' WINKING DOG'S EYE

007 - Justin Panks' Winking Dog's Eye
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In episode 7 on the good ship CheapShow, the boys go back to basics with a lean, mean, keen show.

Paul tries to get the interest in local businesses for sponsorship and can only find Carl's Burger and Jason's Doner-Van.

Eli explains once again about how special his education was and how wasted on him it was.

Justin Panks is made to choose between a milky nightmare and a Freudian one!

The Price of Shite takes in 3 items of unusual quality - a book, a decision maker and a dodgy copy of 1970s comedians.

And in Cheap Eats, the boys go back to the Japanese well to look at a selection of fishy food and green tea candy made by a seemingly universally hated confectionary company.

Once again, it seems what started as a simple show soon devolves into the usual collection of slurs and empty threats!

"That's CheapShow!"

005 - ROB DEB SUCKS SOUR CANDIES

005 - Rob Deb Sucks Sour Candies
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Episode Five with Special Guest, Rob Deb.

In this month's money saving episode...

Paul sprays energy drink out of his nose.

Eli complains about idiot requests as a DJ.

Ash delivers a long list of moronic money saving tips.

Rob Deb vies for Old Comedian of the Year.

The Price of Shite game may contain peppers.

...And the chaps all decide to see who can suck the most sour candy of them all!

It's another joyous, anarchic podcast celebrating the very best of the very worst!

004 - STUART ASHENS EATS SPONCH

004 - Stuart Ashens Eats Sponch
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With Special Guest: Ashens!

It was destined to be. CheapShow vs. Ashens!

In our fabulous 4th episode, Paul and Eli put their guest through the following trails...

Paul decides to update board games to make them edgier.

Eli tells a tall tale about his sudden interest in Marine biology... and time travel.

Ashen is put through yet another bloody awful interview, tackling such topics as darkest thoughts, taxidermy ducks and dirty old hot dogs.

Paul plays a game with Eli and Ashens that involves the world's deadliest toys.

Find out what E.T's finger and a Dora the Explorer Aqua Pet have in common.

Ashens and Paul find out a bit too much about Eli's hatred of the song "Old MacDonald Has A Farm".

Ashens turns the tables and forces Eli and Paul to taste his own choice of terrible Candy.

Eli brings "Sponch" into the world.

Find out who is "A Poet of The Stupid".

And finally bear witness to another of Eli's apocalyptic Top 3 discussions. This week, we tackle TOP 3 TOYS!

...and find out why, as a child, Paul's fingers smelled like they have been stuck up his bum...

003 - BEC HILL GETS BEANBOOZLED

003 - Bec Hill Gets BeanBoozled
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CheapShow Episode 3 is another instalment of the bargain basement podcast that celebrates the very best of the worst.

In this episode...

Eli calls Paul a down on his luck IT salesman and Paul calls Eli an inside out Danny DeVito.

Eli thinks he has the ultimate solution for all these leaked nude pictures.

Paul and Ash Frith give us dire warnings about our own phone misadventures.

The boys answer the age old question, "What is worse - Incessant uncontrollable orgasms, or over sized testicles?"

Very special guest Bec Hill gets put through the wringer thanks to a very peculiar set of inappropriate questions from Eli.

Eli picks probably one of the very worst singles ever for his vinyl selection and one that ends quickly... but not quickly enough.

The boys introduce a new segment called the Price of Shite - which is like a charity shop version of Antiques Roadshow... but that quickly goes off the rails and eventually leads to Ash and Bed creating - mid show - their own spin off show where the hosts are lovely and nice to each other! Can you imagine that?!

Eli has a brief Pop Up Pirate makeover.

Eli and Paul are charged with creating an advert for Camden Town, which doesn't go well and leads to a hilarious and yet shocking confession from Bec!

The highlight of the show is the "Jelly Belly BeanBoozled Challenge" where Paul, Eli and the rest of the packed Camden crowd take on a jelly bean eating competition where no one knows what nice or nasty flavour they are putting in their mouths... but quickly learn to regret it. However it's Eli who takes the brunt of the misery.

Finally, Eli throws his weight around on the topic of Fizzy Drinks. He may be wrong, but he doesn't really care!

Dare you listen? Should you listen? We'd like you to listen! So listen!

002 - ELI AND PAUL EAT BABY FOOD

002 - Eli And Paul Eat Baby Food
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It's CheapShow Episode 2, celebrating the best of the worst...

...Performed in front of a PACKED house at The Camden Head Pub, London, Paul Gannon and Eli Silverman inflict their own brand of improvised economy comedy in their (loosely) Easter themed episode!

In this week's mighty episode...

Paul tries to marry the world of classic horror and classic literature together for profitable gain, explains how his young life was ruined by looking like the Milky Bar Kid, tries to explain different types of penis to the audience, pretends to be Daddy at feeding time, attempts to bring peace and calm to the world with his new relaxation tape and discovers that no one cares about his nuts...

Meanwhile...

Eli gives more blunt opinions on the week's news, wants to spank women and drink vodka for Easter, gets pissed off with Gingerbread, tells us one too many stories about his vomiting adventures, gets fed like a big hair baby, admits to sucking off tramps, has a piss poor Tales from the Dance Floor story to tell and considers his opinions on nuts the authoritative in the world.

It's just another uncategorisable comedy show!

Warning: This show contains strong language.

001 - BRIAN WECHT LOWERS HIS STANDARDS

001 - Brian Wecht Lowers His Standards
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The Cheap Show is HERE!

A show that mixes stand up, chat show and game show and celebrates the very best of the very worst... The UK's economy comedy podcast.

...Paul asks the mega mind of guest Brian Wecht (@bwecht) possibly the most stupid question ever.

Ash forces the team to stuff their mouths full of cream crackers and make a mess.

Brian discovers the joy of the Stylophone.

Paul performs a magic trick in this week's "Price of Shite" game.

Ash has his Paul Daniels anecdote sensibly censored!

Cheap Eats is an American Food "special".

Who will win? Timmy Mallet and Dusty Bin in a pop music face off?

Eli forces his pickled sausage down your throat...

...and Virgil Howe, from Little Barrie, eats what Paul won't.

...And see if you can listen to the moment we go from Stereo FM to MONO AM... (Sorry)