109 - THE ANCIENT ORDER OF FROTH BLOWERS

January 11, 2019

Have you heard of the "Ancient Order of Froth Blowers"? The CheapShow chaps hadn't until it was mysteriously pointed out to them via sacred scrolls... or Twitter. Whatever. The point being is that it's once again time to go down the history rabbit hole. Exciting... Just not for Eli.

Elsewhere in the podcast, Eli teases some tasty USA sourced Cheap Eats and, for some reason, Paul and Eli decide that allowing its listenership the opportunity to ask us a question would be a good idea. It wasn't. To be fair, some of the replies are traumatising! It's your weekly dose of tat, grime, bargains, verbal violence and scatological absurdity!

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108 - DICK-A-LOT BEAR

January 4, 2019

We're back for an episode full of laughs, random tangents, quality tat and a lot of gagging and coughing. Paul has a pretty rough time this week! After a long absence The League of Snacks (and crisps) returns to tackle the mystery of the Doritos. Where will they rank? There is also a overdue return to Silverman's Platter to listen to some unusual charity shop finds. If you care about your childhood, you may want to brace yourself. Finally, Paul and Eli eat some disgusting bug gummies. It's not going to be pleasant!

107 - THE OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY

December 21, 2018

It's been a big old year for the CheapShow chaps, so they are going to celebrate Christmas in style... with an elaborate, no expense spared, all star Christmas office party... Which goes about as well as you think. Paul is drunk and rude, Eli is sober and angry and no matter how hard they try, they can't keep their "celebrity friends" for interfering. So pour a festive drink, relax and join the party. There's a bit of Chas N Dave, crackers to pull, food and drink to devour, presents to give and a finale which promises to be amazing... but ultimately isn’t. At all. Cue fights, rants and tears before bedtime!

106 - BET YOUR SPUNK

December 14, 2018

Paul & Eli accidentally invent a new, terrible game show idea in episode 106. Hopefully, the rules are too awful to make it a recurring feature. Consider this another warning! Elsewhere in this edition of the world's most brilliant economy comedy podcast, the cheapshow boys learn about the Tooth Gremlin, delves into some Sex Shop flavoured "Tales from the Shop Floor" and try to telepathically communicate during a very special "Price of Shite".

Hold on tight, this is an odd one... and Paul "may" be hung over.

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105 - THE BROOKSIDE TIGER

December 7, 2018

Get ready for a "storytime" with a difference in this week's CheapShow. When YouTube channel Video Games Basement got in touch to offer up an unusual cassette tape from a mad relative containing a previously forgotten bedtime story, we simply HAD to listen. We soon regretted that decision. Discover along with Paul & Eli the true terror of The Brookside Tiger... If you are brave enough.

Oh, also, the cheap chaps taste test some hot sauces, get an exclusive "Tales from the Shop Floor" from internet sensation Ashens and sadly bump into Storytime Grandpa, much to Paul's disappointment. It's a packed show... Just don't say we didn't warn you...

104 - MALLTWATS

November 30, 2018

Join Paul and Eli on a merry adventure as they travel to a part of Eli's childhood... Brent Cross Shopping Centre. What soon begins as a wistful journey soon descends into shouting, arguing in stores and attempting to make the best of a boring situation. However, a chance discovery leads to a very happy ending for Eli whilst Paul sees his worst fears realised. They're on the Road to Brent Cross, why not tag along?

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103 - #NOELWATCH

November 23, 2018

Warning: This episode includes new Noel Edmonds content. Do not say you have not been warned... Of course we do have other things in the show we'd love you to know about. Like when we sample the lovely edible Japanese treats as given to us at our recent live show... However, people want to know about Noel (Sodding) Edmonds. We'd love to fill you in on some of the weird savoury treats on offer. But Noel has joined the ITV show "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!" so now we have to tackle it! There's also a gross Japanese chicken face mask to wear too... And again, that damned infamous "cuddly" UK TV show presenter and "disc jockey" has to drop a bomb on us about his "other female confident". Will we ever be rid of The Edmonds?

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102 - AAAAGHH!

November 16, 2018

After the madness that was episodes 100 & 101, let's just kick back and chill, shall we? Let's just hang out? You and us. In our one hundred and twoth episode, Paul and Eli decide to take stock of everything that has happened and everything that is to come. Eli gets rather annoyed with the lack of structure, but Paul decides to embrace it. But fear not, you still get a load of the usual verbal violence, horrible food and curious nostalgia! What's happened to Jimmy Biscuits? Who's this "Timmy Biscuits"? A disgusting chocolate bar is invented and after playing with a TOMY toy classic, the cheap chaps dive into a Froth Shop with a sticky end...

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101 - THE "OTHER" LIVE ONE

November 9, 2018

...It wasn't over! Episode 100 was only part one of the epic CheapShow live experience, prepare thyself for episode 101. It's bigger, shabbier and definitely louder with Eli & Paul playing a bit of Blind Date, Mr Biffo bringing an all new horrific surprise for Paul, Ashens feeling bitterly disappointed with Squid Jerky and Ash... Well, let's just say "Poor Ash" and be done with it. Finally, Paul finally gives in to his destiny and becomes the villain everyone thought he already was!

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100 - THE LIVE ONE

November 2, 2018

It's finally here! We somehow managed to make it to our 100th episode... So we thought we would go all out and put on an epic live show! It features all your favourite CheapShow segments, a few of those so called "characters", a couple of surprises and a "star studded" cast featuring Ashens, Mr. Biffo and fairweather co-host Ash Frith. It's big. It's loud. It's cheap! Warning: May contain pickles.

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099 - TALES FROM THE CRAPT

October 25, 2018

So, it's Halloween again is it? All ghosts and ghoulies and all that jazz... We are keeping it simple this year. Just a collection of cheap trick r treat candy, a few spooky tunes, a horror comic to read... and a mysterious piece of parchment with a terrible power... Nothing special at all!

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098 - UNDERGROUND CHICKEN TRAIN

October 19, 2018

What happens when you inherit a title in the UK and become gloriously rich? Why, you start building tunnels of course! That way you don't have to deal with people. Simple! This is certainly what William John Cavendish Cavendish-Scott-Bentinck, 5th Duke of Portland did. The idiot. Paul & Eli look at the Duke's strange life and along the way bash a few Fraggles, find a kinky use of a letter slot and take a ride on the chicken train! If all that is too high brow for you, don't worry, the Cheap Chaps also look at the character creation process of the podcast and take a pop shield free trip to Eli's Country... no sorry... Urban Noodle Kitchen. It's gonna get spicy!

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097 - RETURN TO STORY TIME HELL

October 12, 2018

It's time to take a chance, roll those dice and see what madness is unleashed as Paul & Eli return to the Story Cubes. Don't say you've not been warned! Over the course of this week's episode, Eli chats to God about his soul, a sheep gets a call from it's bank, a young boy finds his "crying tree" and the world is introduced to Mr Cunnyhole... You wish it hadn't! Other than that volatile stupidity, you can expect some more juicy Tales from the Shop Floor, a disco flavoured Silverman's Platter and yes... those ruddy story cubes!

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096 - A NEW LOW

October 5, 2018

What happens when Paul relinquishes responsibility of CheapShow and demands Eli dictate the order of events? Well, it's possibly be a new low for the podcast... But we say that a lot. In a baggier, more loose and frankly deeply troubling episode of CheapShow, we promise one collection of features and then give you something completely different all together.

Paul and Eli talk cheap medicine, dive through some more Tales from the Shop Floor and cram in a Price of Shite with that "Bought, Found, Given" twist! Everything is wrapped up in a game of The Great Debate... eventually. Warning: Spare a thought for Poindexter and avoid the wails of Madam Rabbitplops and Squelchy Jim!

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095 - DRAGON'S DEN

September 28, 2018

Following the terrifying events of episode 94, normality almost returns to CheapShow. We deliver a new Tales from the Shop AND Dance floor, Mi Casa/Su Casa pops up just in time to help calm the frazzled nerves and there is even time to finish off those delicious American Cheap Eats...

However, when the CheapShow Chaps decide to play a board game based on the BBC TV show "Dragon's Den" a dark cloud once again emerges from the depths... However, this time it comes with a peace offering... But can it be trusted? Find out in this 'ere episode! (Podcast may feature additional Ron Jeremy - check label for details)

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094 - 24P

September 21, 2018

The following episode takes place between 8pm and 9pm on Thursday, 20th September 2018. The episode has been released in "real time" so you can witness the events unfold. Some may find it shocking. You have been warned!

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093 - THE CAR BOOT SALE CHALLENGE 2

September 14, 2018

It's been a long time coming, but CheapShow is finally returning to a much loved format, and hoping not to cock it up a second time! The cheapshow chaps are escaping the confines of the House of Pickles and venturing out into the "real world" to take on a brand new Car Boot Challenge!

This time, Paul & Eli are joined by fairweather co-host Ash Frith and his "associate" to see what treasure they can find amongst the trash. The Destination: Trumpington Park & Ride Car Boot Sale, just outside Cambridge. The Challenge: Find 3 "quality" items with a budget of only £10.

The Game: It's Ash vs Eli with Paul judging the outcome! What will happen in this ALL BETS ARE OFF edition of the economy comedy podcast? Warning: May Contain the word JUMBLE

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092 - WITHOUT A CLUEDO

September 7, 2018

There has been a murder at Tudor Mansion! Who was it? Where was the crime committed and with what object? If that all sounds familiar, then that's because it's Cluedo, innit?

In this latest episode of CheapShow, Gannon gets another Golden Game to add to his collection, and this isn't any old Cluedo! No. This is Cluedo SFX!! Which means it's fancy. Who will win? The answer maybe slightly anti-climatic. Also, it went on for AGES, so be prepared for a few artistic edits!

Elsewhere in this economy comedy podcast, Eli brings you a disco hit from the DEVIL, we hear a range of "music" from 80s DJ Steve Wright and dive headfirst into a long anticipated "Off Brand/Brand Off". Topic: Biscuits. It's pretty hardcore round here, mate! So relax, unwind and enjoy the sounds of 2 middle aged men shouting at each other. You deserve it.

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091 - GRUMPY SESSIONS

August 30, 2018

Hello, My name (snuffle snuffle) is Grumpy Sessions and I am here to introduce episode 91 of CheapShow to you. Eli and Paul graciously asked me to write the blurb for this episode and i am more than happy to do so (snuffle snuffle). So what can you expect? Well, Paul was mean to me, so i don't want anything to do with him, but Eli was very nice and has a very interesting collection of vinyl records that i enjoyed listening to (snuffle snuffle).

The boys also revisit YouTube sensation "Weird Paul" and discover what he has recently found in thrift stores, much to their jealousy, and i believe they read more of your letters too. Isn't that nice (snuffle snuffle)?

I have to go now, but i hope to see you all again in the future... If Paul drops the attitude!

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090 - THREE SIMPLE PHASES

August 23, 2018

It's been a long time coming, but we are returning to "Life Hacks" in this week's episode. However, we asked our audience to suggest them and, well, we may have made a mistake. Eli is especially critical of some of them, so apologies in advance. We do, instead, discover 3 simple phrases to live by and uncover a creepy little perk Eli is willing to offer if you see him DJing.

So what else happens, then? Elsewhere, Eli is HEAVILY censored, we taste test two exciting Instant Noodles, become befuddled by some Morons from Outer Space vinyl and remain shocked by a game changing gaff in The Price of Shite! Welcome to the economy comedy podcast of your dreams!

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